Posts Tagged ‘Toilet’

Toilet Humour


I’ve met a lot of posh people since I started working in radio. One producer I worked with told me that she was five years old before she heard the word “toilet”. In their house it was called the lavatory or the loo. On her first day at school she was asked if she’d like […]

Karzy Kamikaze


The toilet seat went, “BANG!” as it hit the top of the toilet at work today. It was only behaving the way it should when I deliberately let go of it instead of lowering it gently but I wasn’t expecting it to just drop like that. It’s all because we’ve replaced our toilet seat at […]

Caught Short!


I just said to her, “OK, I know this is the ladies toilet but I’m sorry, I was desperate!” That was me last night after an embarrassing incident at the Century Club on Shaftesbury Avenue in London. I was attending the annual Independent Radio News Awards, BOB fm had been nominated (and subsequently won). I […]

If you hate being forced to use hot air hand driers in the toilets at motorway service areas, you’ll be pleased to know that I’ve worked out how to never have to use them again. Before I let you in on the secret, here are my top three reasons to hate hot air hand driers: […]