Posts Tagged ‘summer’

The Wet Office

04Jul16

All fortune tellers are crooks. No one can predict the future. If fortune tellers could really do this, at least one of them would have won the lottery by now. The most crooked fortune tellers of all work at the Met Office. They’re so crooked, they present their brand of mumbo jumbo as SCIENCE! Even […]


On sunny days like today, why do people keep telling me that the weather is “glorious”? I don’t get it, I’d rather stay in. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when it’s warm and bright but I prefer it when it’s warm and bright INSIDE. How come when a room is warm and well lit, […]


Have you ever found yourself asking what, to you, is a perfectly reasonable question but then realise that the person you’re asking thinks you’ve lost your mind? In early February 1997, Julie and I were about to leave the New South Wales Central Coast and move to England. Our car was being put on a […]