Posts Tagged ‘Jamie Oliver’

Blobby Britain

29Jul20

It didn’t take long for Jamie Oliver to throw his weight behind the British Government’s latest war on obesity. The day after our chubby Prime Minister launched his campaign to fight the flab, Jamie was on Channel 4 News telling us to lose weight. Did you see him? He really did throw his weight behind […]


Blame Storming

02Jun18

Why are your kids so fat? Before I reveal the answer, let me just put your mind at rest, it’s not YOUR fault because this is Britain. Britain is the greatest country on earth because when you live here, NOTHING is your fault. If you can’t find a job, it’s because of immigration, if you […]


Where have all the skinny kids gone? Data from the Health Survey for England shows that 31.2% of children aged 2 to 15 are classed as either overweight or obese. Why is that? I was a skinny kid, most of my mates were skinny kids. We were all scrawny because compared to today’s kids, we […]