Posts Tagged ‘Future’

Crystal Balls

04Jan17

It’s that time of year again when people in the media make predictions. The only problem is, no one can predict the future. The proof is that nobody predicted what a mess 2016 would turn out to be. This hasn’t stopped “experts” in the media telling us what will happen in 2017. The masters of […]


The Wet Office

04Jul16

All fortune tellers are crooks. No one can predict the future. If fortune tellers could really do this, at least one of them would have won the lottery by now. The most crooked fortune tellers of all work at the Met Office. They’re so crooked, they present their brand of mumbo jumbo as SCIENCE! Even […]


It’s not easy to predict the the future. The Met Office have all kinds of scientific equipment including satellites to help predict the future and they’re rubbish at it. They predicted a hot dry summer for England. We actually got one of the coldest wettest. In the autumn, they predicted 38 days of Arctic winter. […]