Archive for the ‘Smoking’ Category

Blame Storming

09Aug16

Reading the Daily Mail is great because it reminds you that nothing is your fault. If you’re fat, it’s because supermarkets are promoting obesity by allowing ‘special offers’ on fizzy drinks. If your kids are fat, it’s not because YOU feed them too much, it’s because there are too many fast food places near schools. […]


I gave up smoking for the same reasons I started smoking. I took up smoking at 14 because I wanted to be grown up and cool. I gave up smoking at 21 because I wanted to be grown up and cool. Craic on! Listen to the latest Mack Nuggets at; http://www.mackmedia.co.uk/8th-mack-nuggets-audio-video If you enjoyed this […]


Cough up!

12Jan16

The big tobacco companies must be laughing their heads off! British American Tobacco, the makers of the e-Voke electronic cigarettes, have won approval from the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA). That means electronic cigarettes could be prescribed on the NHS. Your tax money will be going to a company that’s part of an […]


Suckers!

30Sep15

Money collected in tax should not be used to pay for pacifiers for idiots! The first official review into the health impact of e-cigarettes concluded that they should be provided on the NHS. The report says that smoking e-cigarettes is 95 per cent safer than smoking tobacco. You know what is 100% safer than smoking […]


Smoke Signals

26Nov14

I saw something at the hospital today that confused me at bit at first, then when I worked out what was really going on, I became more confused and angry. It was raining and as I came out of the car park, I noticed that all twelve people standing at the bus stop were smoking. […]


Justin Case

23Jan14

Last year I got a lot of flack because I wrote a blog about yellow cars. Why would you go for a yellow one when they’re the same price as a silver, black or red one? As usual I’ve been proved right, only idiots drive yellow cars. Justin Bieber has been charged with driving under the influence […]


Smoke Screen

19Jan14

Modern smokers are such amateurs. Years ago people who smoked looked like they knew what they were doing. The cigarette and the smoke became a part of who they were. They held it confidently like it wasn’t actually on fire, never consciously thinking about it or looking at it. They could hold a conversation and […]