Archive for the ‘Bathroom’ Category

The weird noise in the hallway of our new build apartment stopped! We were disappointed because the builders had booked to go into our neighbours flat to investigate. We called the builders and told them not to bother because the noise had gone. The next day, the noise was back. Was that just a coincidence […]


Secret Sound

27Dec18

What the hell is this buzz? This mysterious noise in the hallway of our new apartment never goes away. It started about a month ago and is more noticeable at night. At first I thought it was a neighbour’s fridge or freezer but it doesn’t cycle on and off, it’s continuous. The other side of […]


Toilet Humour

13May16

I’ve met a lot of posh people since I started working in radio. One producer I worked with told me that she was five years old before she heard the word “toilet”. In their house it was called the lavatory or the loo. On her first day at school she was asked if she’d like […]


Brut Force

22Nov14

When I came home from work today, our flat smelled like the 70s. Specifically, it smelled like Brut 33 aftershave. At first I thought I was having a flashback but after a while I realised the smell was everywhere. I said to Julie, “Why does the flat smell of Brut?” She said that when she’d […]


Sick Dream

18Nov14

I had a dream last night that contained a premonition and it came true after I woke up. In the dream I was driving along a road at night. I made the mistake of accelerating into a sharp right hand bend at the end of the road (you should only accelerate OUT of a bend). […]


Karzy Kamikaze

04Nov14

The toilet seat went, “BANG!” as it hit the top of the toilet at work today. It was only behaving the way it should when I deliberately let go of it instead of lowering it gently but I wasn’t expecting it to just drop like that. It’s all because we’ve replaced our toilet seat at […]