Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe

13Feb18

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Ever wonder why the world is out of whack right now?

Donald Trump is the President, North and South Korea are competing TOGETHER in the Winter Olympics and there’s a sports car in space!

It’s all because we’re living in a parallel universe. The proof is a thing called “The Mandela Effect”. That’s the name that’s been given to those weird things that we’re certain we remember in a certain way and it turns out they never actually happened that way.

The name of the theory comes from people who feel certain they can remember Nelson Mandela dying while he was still in prison. Mandela’s actual death was on Dec. 5, 2013. Some people claim to remember seeing clips of his funeral on TV in the 80s.

Now I don’t remember a Mandela funeral before 2013 but there is some other freaky stuff going on that I do remember differently to the way the evidence shows it actually was.

Remember the TV show from the late 90s, early 2000s about a sex columnist, and her three friends exploring Manhattan’s dating scene? What was the name of that show? “Sex In The City”, Right? – Wrong! The show was called “Sex AND The City”.Sex And The City

How about that film, “Interview With A Vampire”? Well that’s not what it’s called. The title is actually, “Interview With THE Vampire.
Vampire

How about the Queen in Snow White, what did she say when she was standing in front of the magic mirror? If you think it was, “Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” you’ve been transported here from another dimension. In this universe, she said “Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

What does Darth Vader say when he tells Luke Skywalker that he’s his dad. It’s “Luke, I am your father” isn’t it? That’s not what Darth Vader said. He actually said, “NO, I am your father.”

Captain Kirk NEVER said “Beam me up Scotty” and Humphrey Bogart never said, “Play it again Sam”, Hannibal Lecter never said “Hello, Clarice” and Forrest Gump never said “Life is like a box of chocolates.” He actually said, “Life WAS like a box of chocolates.”

Now picture the man on the Monopoly board. The bloke with the top hat holding a bag of money. He’s called Rich Uncle Pennybags. He has a monocle, doesn’t he? – Well, he doesn’t, never has.

Monopoly

If you still don’t think you’re living in a parallel universe, let me ask you this; What is the very last line of the Queen song, “We Are The Champions”? The line that starts with, “No time for losers…” If you think the song’s final line is “No time for losers, ’cause we are the champions…of the world!” Guess what? There is no, “of the world!” The song just ends with, “we are the champions”

If you are sure that you’ve heard it otherwise in the past then you fell through a wormhole into a parallel universe and now when you look back in time you’ll find that this universe’s history is slightly different to how it was in the universe you remember. In the universe you came from, Sex was IN the city, there was an interview with A vampire, Darth called his son by his name, life IS like a box of chocolates and Queen where the champions of the world right till the end of the song.

That might all sound far fetched but it’s more likely than Donald Trump being President, North and South Korea competing together in the Winter Olympics and a private company blasting a red sports car in space!

 

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