Brut Force

22Nov14

When I came home from work today, our flat smelled like the 70s. Specifically, it smelled like Brut 33 aftershave.

At first I thought I was having a flashback but after a while I realised the smell was everywhere. I said to Julie, “Why does the flat smell of Brut?” She said that when she’d got home, the place reeked of cat poo. Both of our cats had used the dirt box. She’d cleaned it out but couldn’t get rid of the smell. In desperation, she searched my bathroom cabinet and found an unopened bottle of Brut that I hadn’t touched since her parents bought it for me last Christmas. She’d gone around the flat and splashed it all over.

When she told me, I said, “That’s a relief, I thought you were having an affair with Kevin Keegan!”

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