Have you heard that after the recent storms there’s a shortage of fence panels? It’s such a big problem that fence panels are being stolen and sold on the black market. I suppose you’d have to take that stolen bit of fence to a, fence.

Let me condense; to de-fence is an offence without a defence and thence to fence that fence to a fence would cause expense. If you commence to a fence with intents to recompense a de-fence offence, be tense because that’s also an offence and not a pretence.

Hence, it makes sense to ring-fence immense pence to re-fence a fence whence there’s a de-fence offence.

Craic on!

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