Archive for May, 2013

I still find it hard to accept that some people don’t shower every day. The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a shower. I remember when I worked as an air-conditioning engineer, I’d have a shower in the morning and another one when I got home from work […]

Train in Vain


Travel should be fun; public transport would be a lot more fun without the public. I’ve made the mistake of getting on a train. This never goes well and annoys me more that almost anything. The main reason I get annoyed is because we shouldn’t even have public transport in 2013, we were promised flying […]

Mack’s Craic


We’re supposed to be good at queuing in this country. The truth is some people are rubbish at it. There is an accepted distance that you have to keep behind someone at an ATM when you’re waiting to use it. That’s according to the comedian Jerry Seinfeld. That distance is about five feet. Jerry points […]

Mack’s Craic


FIFA can learn a lot from the Eurovision Song Contest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of Eurovision, the whole idea seams a bit silly to me. It doesn’t help that the music’s rubbish, the costumes are silly and it goes on way too long, but the thing I really like about it […]

Mack’s Craic


I’ve got a bump on my head. It’s not much bigger than a zit but I went to the doctors about it anyway. She referred me to a specialist and I went to see him this week. He walked in, looked at my paperwork and declared, “You’re exactly three months older than me.” Then he […]