Mack’s Craic

14Aug11

The Graham Mack Rock Band

Great gig for The Graham Mack Rock Band last week at theVictoriain Old Town Swindon. Next date on our summer tour is this Thursday (18th August) at Swindon Town Football Club, hope you can make it to that one.

Well what a week we had with the riots. Electrical shops, clothes shops and shoe shops were all looted. Waterstones didn’t get touched!

The news about the rioters was confusing. One minute they were mindless thugs, then they were highly organized using social media. Hey, they were either “mindless” or “organized”, they couldn’t have been both.

Thanks for all of the “Mack Facts” you’ve been calling into the radio show. Here’s my favorite ten from this week:

  1. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  3. The person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
  4. You will never find any one that will give you a good reason why we put the clocks back.
  5. If you’ve started to look like your passport photo, you need a holiday.
  6. Never lick a steel knife.
  7. A conscience is something that hurts when everything else feels good.
  8. No man has ever been shot while he’s doing the dishes.
  9. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
  10. Never say anything to a woman that suggests she’s pregnant unless you know for sure!

I’ll Craic the top off another one soon!

Check out the Mack Nuggets at www.mackmedia.co.uk .

Listen to the Graham Mack Breakfast Show Podcast on iTunes.


Advertisements


%d bloggers like this: