Archive for February, 2011

Mack’s Craic.


Cheryl Cole is in America and she’s having elocution lessons. Her Geordie accent is a problem. What exactly has Cheryl Cole got to say that’s so important we want people to understand her? Talking of music, McFly seem to be doing alright considering they’re named after what must be the least popular item on McDonald’s […]

Mack’s Craic


People don’t cope with change; the slightest thing throws them off balance. You should have seen it when the staff showed up at work and noticed the new coffee machine. They looked it up and down suspiciously then reached out, touched it then pulled their hands back in quickly. It was like when the apes […]

Mack’s Craic


That Ray Mears has been on TV again talking about how to survive when there’s not much food about. He wouldn’t have to worry about finding food if he actually lived inside the telly. Every time I switch mine on there’s always someone cooking or eating. My internet at home keeps cutting out. Now my […]

Mack’s Craic


Thank you for listening to my radio show. The ratings have gone up again; it’s nice to know you like what I’m doing in the morning. I’ve been getting some strange emails lately. I just opened one that said, “If you’d like to run the bath…” Actually I’ve been getting some weird messages from my […]