Archive for January, 2011

Mack’s Craic

27Jan11

I’ve got a new smart phone and I love it. It is power hungry though, I just noticed I need to charge it up for the second time today. Here’s a thought, the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, Eric Pickles. Look at him; he looks exactly like someone who would be called […]


Mack’s Craic

19Jan11

Whenever we’re in the car together, Julie and I adopt different roles. I drive and she sits in the passenger seat and nags me about my driving. We drove up north the other day. On our way through the Midlands we passed the services at Frankley. I was going to stop but pushed on to […]


Mack’s Craic

15Jan11

There’s a new perfume for women that smells like money. If women really want to attract men, they should wear a perfume that smells like beer. The cleverer gadgets get, the dumber I feel. I’ve got a new smart phone. Unfortunately the phone is smart but I’m not. Every time I want to do something […]


Macks Craic.

10Jan11

Is there going to be enough flu vaccine? I heard on the BBC that if supplies run low GPs will be using old socks. How can old socks beat the flu virus? Did you watch “Famous and Fearless”? It was literally car-crash TV.  If you missed it, Z list “celebrities” competed with each other in […]


Mack’s Craic

06Jan11

The bad news: You’re back at work, its freezing cold, there’s a flu epidemic and you’re fat. The good news: I’m back on the radio! If you drive a diesel, there is a way to beat the high price of fuel. A lot of people are running their diesels on cooking oil. It’s the perfect […]


Mack’s Craic.

02Jan11

Thank you for looking at my Craic in 2010; I hope you like what you see in 2011. I know this is a difficult time of year; in fact the suicide rate goes up. That’s why when Julie tried to buy two packets of aspirin at Boots, they’d only sell her one. She must have […]